Wow...

So many fails! I was searching for ant poison...

Target Practice

Um, yeah!

Never settle...

...for anything less than what you truly deserve.

Eeee!!!

The best fucking chocolate/candy/heaven EVER made! Seriously. And they always start selling around my birthday. :)

You Decide!

Black car FAIL or silver car parallel parking WIN?

Ninja Win!

Epic doesn't even begin to describe it...

Nitrous Oxide

Is the most amazing stuff ever! Needed it for gum surgery I had yesterday... couldn't stop shaking/crying from my lovely first wisdom teeth extraction experience – done by a regular dentist who lied to me to not go to a surgeon!

So yeah, the pocket-filling bone-graft went well... stitches and all... at least I got some vicodin out of the deal. :)